Out of the Mouths of Babes

Maddox says to me as I am drying my hair, "Mommy, why is your hair all crazy when you wake up?  You know, when you don't have make-up and your hair is all over the place, like when you get out of bed?  That looks crazy."

So I asked, "Well, Maddox, what do I look like when I have make-up on and my hair has been brushed?"

Maddox, "You look like my mommy then, that's who!"